SYSTEM BROADCAST
ITHACAN MANTIS: Acopic whores are ruining the world!
Epoch: 04.15.88
Signal: Degraded
Infinite Loop

HOW DO I HAVE SEX WITH THESE GIRLS IN REAL LIFE?
Latest Data Fragments
Prophetic transmissions from a decaying terminal. Philosophical insights and high-frequency shitposts extracted from the digital ether.
""VERY VERY COOL. MUCH LIKE MY FAVORITE STREAMERS ASMONGOLD AND GHOSTPOLITIC. AWESOME!""
ANONYMOUS_GAY_MAN88
UPLINK_STATION_01 • 0xFF
""NOT VERY BASED! WHERE'S THE TRADWEST MEMES? WHERE'S THE BASED CRUSADER EDITS? WHY ISN'T THIS SAYING THE N-WORD!?""
ANONYMOUS_MIGRANT_DOORDASHER
GROYPER_WASTELAND • 0x00
""MUSLIMS ARE ACTUALLY BASED OK! I'M A WHITE RUSSIAN ORTHOBRO FROM TEXAS AND I LOVE MY MUSLIM BROTHERS! YOU'RE ISRAELI!""
PAKISTANI_USER
POOP_GHOST • 0x7A
1984Y:12D
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99.8%
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INFINITE
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10,000M
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